Oh crap! Don't you just hate it when you mean to send something to a just a few family members, but instead you send a list--an extensive list-- of "favorite" bars in Playa del Carmen to everyone in your email contact list? With the top 15 favorite underlined? And conveniently organized into 5 categories of bars?(And nary a word that you copy and pasted this info, rather than personally experienced each one?)
Why, oh why, couldn't it have been the lovely guide to Chitzen Itza, one of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World, that went to all of the ministers, past and present, of your church, the congregation, and all your physicians?
At least a list of restaurants was included as well. . .
And to those of you who have been asking whether you are being invited: I don't think I can get a table for 300.
Those of you have asked if I've danced on the tables in the bars in Playa del Carmen: No.
And no, I have personally acquired a thousand dollar bar tab at Senor Frogs.
And no, I have not spent half of my adult life in the bars of Mexico, although, oh, how I would have loved to have escaped the vicious temperatures and ugliness of North Dakota this whole winter!
Hasta la vista! And have a margarita.