Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Day 339: Snow Buddy


f/2.8 ~ 1/4
ISO: 400
Manual
Raw
28-75mm @ 75 mm

Christmas Carols for the Distressed
1. Schizoprhenia: Do you Hear What I hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia: I think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .
6. Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell you Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent Night, Holy ooh, Look at the Froggy. . . can I have a chocolate. . . Why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

With apologies to anyone truly distressed. . . .

9 comments:

Reds said...

LOL Love it!!! And that is one cute snow buddy!!

Cari said...

That is funny! Love the little snowman too!
Cari

pat said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love these--thanks for the good laugh! Your little snow dude is really cute, Angela.

Sharon said...

LOL, cute!

Nicole said...

Love the snowman, and your songs are pricless!

Mandy said...

HAHAHAHA...I am the manic person during Christmas time I think. (Maybe its too many Christmas cookies...) Love the frosty snow man.

Gypsy Girl said...

I knew when you said sick humor I was gonna laugh. Then again dh says I have such a warped sense of humor. Cute snowman

Becky said...

I love this joke--and your cute snowman seems to agree!

Amy said...

What a cutie that little snowman is! And I'm LOL at your Christmas carols. :)