Just some of my fun-loving neighbors:
Which version do you like better?
OK, and now I'm going to include my husband's REALLY BAD JOKE for the night:
I just killed this little gnat that's been flying around for several days, evading me. But it fell onto my NEW, pink, computer keyboard, and I complained about it. My husband said, "Well, you can send the laptop back to Dell and complain there's a bug in the system. . . "